it's, Long, Hard, Divorce


A few nice get sex images I found:

It's a Long and Hard Divorce




Image by feureau

Blag: www.feureau.com/2008/07/some-sketches.html
Comic: its.feureau.com/2008/07/its-long-and-hard-divorce.html

In the future, divorce has run rampant on our society, hence the government, along with the prevailing major religion at the time, enacted a new law to tackle the issue… ANd so, by the power vested in me when I was touched by his noodly appendages, I declare thee, man and wife, therefore, what FSM has joined together, let no man separate. Doctor, you may commence with the amalgamation. Three years later… FSM is not above the law for us big shot lawyers. What has been joined can be legally separated. However, … I'm afraid the laws of biology is quite clear. You two share the same heart and all other vital organ. I don't care! You're the lawyer, sue something! I'm tired of having to go to the girl's bathroom when I have pee! I can't even do it standing up anymore! And don't get me started about sex! I didn't used to have to worry about getting myself pregnant when I masturbate! Please…, you're embarrasing us. And thus, men and women shall remain… forever separated…

Not getting any




Image by hunterseakerhk

another rather bizarre moment in FCLC.

I get the "Sex" part clearly enough, but...




Image by adamgreenfield

I was massively disturbed by the implications of "Bio" until Julie explained it was Danish slang for "movie theater."




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